About me





I am a wife of one, mother of three.

In my past lives I have been everything from a farmer to an actor/model.

I am very sarcastic and often misunderstood.

I love to write. (Hence this blog.)

I firmly believe that God’s perfect confection is the Cadbury Creme Egg – but NOT the mini eggs! Mini eggs are just gross.

I once wore the same pair of sneakers every day for an entire year. Yes, every day. 365 days, 1 pair of sneakers.

After reading about my sneaker usage, it should come as no surprise to anyone that I am not much of a fashionista.

I love four legged things, am not so crazy about eight legged things, and am often indifferent to six legged things. (Except bees. Please be nice to bees.)


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  1. Sarah @TheExPatBride

    Hello! I am totally on the same page as you about the cadbury egg!!! Excited to start following 🙂


  2. Nana

    Do you REALLY still eat Cadbury Eggs? (They’re not organic.) Love you, Mama DF


    Kristy Reply:

    Oh, Mama, you know my love for Cadbury is undying.


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