Jesse: “I need a social media post for today.”
Me: “On it! How about we go with a literary theme?”
Never judge a book by its cover. Our delicious cottage cheese packs Moby Dick sized flavor!
Jesse: “Um, no.”
Jesse: “You make it sound like it tastes like whale semen.”
Me: “Is it because of the ‘Dick’ in Moby Dick, or because he was a sperm whale?”
Jesse: “Just no.”