Stanley: “How are we supposed to market this hot pink sugar powder to moms?”
Jim: “Put ‘natural’ on it. It’s lemon-ade flavored. Lemons are natural.”
Stanley: “Yeah, but it still seems pretty gross. There’s got to be something we can do to convince people this is good for them, so they don’t feel guilty about polluting their bodies and all that hippy, tree-hugging crap.”
Jim: “Ok. Put ‘natural’ on it TWICE.”
Stanley: “My God, Jim, you’re a genius!”
Jim: “That’s why I make the big bucks, Stanley. Stick with me and you’ll go places.”
Chex Party Mix; naturally flavored with other natural flavors which naturally makes this part of a natural snack to be eaten whilst enjoying nature.
POP QUIZ: What do Ebola Virus, organic vegetables, boogers, skin cancer and Chex Party Mix all have in common? They’re all natural! Bon Appétit