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Wedded bliss

Bee wary

ShareI have become a bit of a basket-case lately. I have started obsessing about the dangers lurking everywhere. I’m like a broken record saying things like, “Wear your helmet. Hold my hand in the parking lot. Cross the street together. Don’t climb the wall…” I see posts on Facebook about children that have been killed … Continue reading »

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How to kill a spider in 287 easy steps

ShareMy children suffer from a debilitating condition rendering them completely incapable of flushing a toilet. Ever. As far as I know, no research is currently being done to find a cure. It’s a very shitty situation for all involved. In other toilet news, today as I was frantically running around trying to pack school lunches … Continue reading »

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Tired Woman; The new spring line by Ralph Lauren

ShareI had a magical Mother’s Day Internet. I awoke to my darling baby calling out from her crib beside my bed, and doing her very impressive leg lifts where she lifts both legs 90 degrees, holds, then slams them down as hard as she can. It rattles the whole house. Though she be but small, … Continue reading »

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Never too old to play dress up!

ShareDanielle and Apple Josh are getting hitched next month, so I’ve been sampling wedding dress options. This most recent dress was very dramatic, and I loved it, but it was not baby-friendly, and I decided to go with a different dress. (This one was scratchy and very heavy. It was also lacking easy boob access … Continue reading »

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If you give a mom a cookie

ShareMe: “I could eat a whole bag of Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies right now, and wash it down with orange juice.” Jesse: “Eww. How can you even think that? Clearly milk is the only way to go in that situation.” Me: “Really? It’s the orange juice you object to?” Jesse: “Yeah. Orange juice and cookies … Continue reading »

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Little mama

Share   Me: “I think Seren was my mother in a past life.” Jesse: (Looking at me like I’m insane.) “What?” Me: “They say souls tend to find each other in multiple lives. I get a really maternal feeling from her. Do you feel that?” Jesse: “No. I get a newborn baby feeling from her.” … Continue reading »

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Twinkle twinkle little weapon of mass distruction

Share    I promised you all a post about why I chose the name Seren for my baby girl, so here it goes. As far as I know, unlike my other two kids, Seren is not named after any hula hoop enthusiasts. (But wouldn’t it be a cool coincidence if there was a well known … Continue reading »

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How I earned my Goddess Card (Part I)

Share Well, Internet, I’m not pregnant anymore! What was once on the inside, is now very much on the outside. Though I had many false starts, and a bout of pre-labor lasting thirty hours, which eventually petered out, the actual labor and birth took twelve hours. Thursday the 17th I started getting regular contractions, but … Continue reading »

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Happy birthday!

ShareYesterday was Jesse’s birthday. Sadly, it wasn’t also this baby’s birthday. I am so ready to deliver this little (hopefully!) bundle of joy. As a gift to him, (and let’s all remember that the only thing Jesse hates more than people acknowledging his birthday is me spending money on his birthday present) I scoured the … Continue reading »

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This will be on the test

ShareWe waited too long to sign up for a birthing class (clearly we are overachievers in the birth preparedness area) so we had to take a crash course last weekend at a place called Granola Babies. (Insert joke by my father about hippies here.) We learned different positions to help open the pelvis, breathing techniques, … Continue reading »

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