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I’m in – urine – we’re all in for laundry. (I know that doesn’t rhyme.)

ShareEvery mother has experienced the inexplicable joy of waking up in a warm puddle of pee, be it from a leaky diaper, a newly potty trained toddler, or even an embarrassed older child. This morning around 5AM I found myself in just such a puddle. There were no kids in the bed. Yes, Internet, I … Continue reading »

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How I earned my Goddess Card (Part II)

ShareWords cannot express the feeling of relief I felt when the baby was finally out. I was expecting an epic wave of endorphins, or to be overcome with emotion and cry, but neither happened. I just felt relief. I had done it! My baby was finally here. My birth team transferred me and the baby … Continue reading »

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Are you an asshole?

Share It wasn’t me! Are you an asshole? There are many ways in which one may be viewed as an asshole. Today I will focus on one that is near and dear to my heart. I’ll start by asking you a few questions: 1. Do you have a dog?  It’s ok if you do. Dog … Continue reading »

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I love the smell of public humiliation in the morning!

ShareLet’s pretend this is me, and I still have abs like that. Also, pretend these panties are raspberry with a hot pink trim. Ok, now you have a visual.   I consider myself to be a pretty neighborly person. I’ll return your dog to you if I find him wandering the street. I will water … Continue reading »

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Beauty tips for young mothers

Share As any stay-at-home mother will tell you, it can be very tempting to stay in your sweat pants all day and never take your hair out of a pony tail. But really, when we don’t make the effort to look good, we’re not only discouraging our spouses, we’re cheating ourselves. That’s why I am … Continue reading »

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Not the rabbit I had in mind

Share Easter Rabbit The past week and a half has been a whirlwind. We have had non stop visitors and adventures. I still owe you guys a post about Disneyland, and I promise that it is on it’s way, but today, Easter Sunday, I feel moved to share with you a rabbit tail tale. I … Continue reading »

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Wild Blue Ponder

Share   This is a copy of a picture that used to hang behind my grandfather’s bar. It’s my dad. I can remember the first time I saw it. I was twelve years old, and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I had never really given sky diving much thought until then, but I … Continue reading »

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I can’t even blame Montezuma

ShareGod knows I’m no stranger to over-sharing. I’ve told you guys more details than you could ever possibly want to know about the inner workings of my body. Nothing has been off limits: Lady parts, colon, ears, nose, throat and mouth… So it should come as a shock to no one that today’s post will … Continue reading »

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Action between the sheets

ShareAs the holiday chaos dies down around casa de Merrill, I think back on what a nice visit we had with family. We crammed a lot in to those 11 days – gorging ourselves, drinking ourselves stupid, visiting Poppy in the hospital, getting massages at the fancy schmancy spa where we were married, getting stuck … Continue reading »

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Too much of a mediocre thing

ShareI mentioned Karis’ Bieber fever before. At the time, I didn’t realize that Bieber fever was contagious. Well, it is. So very very contagious. Poor Brecken has now also succumbed to this egregious disease. Unless you have a child that has been similarly afflicted, you can’t imagine the strength involved in nursing your children back … Continue reading »

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