Best of Primamomma
Are you an asshole?
Share It wasn’t me! Are you an asshole? There are many ways in which one may be viewed as an asshole. Today I will focus on one that is near and dear to my heart. I’ll start by asking you a few questions: 1. Do you have a dog? It’s ok if you do. Dog … Continue reading
I love the smell of public humiliation in the morning!
ShareLet’s pretend this is me, and I still have abs like that. Also, pretend these panties are raspberry with a hot pink trim. Ok, now you have a visual. I consider myself to be a pretty neighborly person. I’ll return your dog to you if I find him wandering the street. I will water … Continue reading
Beauty tips for young mothers
Share As any stay-at-home mother will tell you, it can be very tempting to stay in your sweat pants all day and never take your hair out of a pony tail. But really, when we don’t make the effort to look good, we’re not only discouraging our spouses, we’re cheating ourselves. That’s why I am … Continue reading
Not the rabbit I had in mind
Share Easter Rabbit The past week and a half has been a whirlwind. We have had non stop visitors and adventures. I still owe you guys a post about Disneyland, and I promise that it is on it’s way, but today, Easter Sunday, I feel moved to share with you a rabbit tail tale. I … Continue reading
Wild Blue Ponder
Share This is a copy of a picture that used to hang behind my grandfather’s bar. It’s my dad. I can remember the first time I saw it. I was twelve years old, and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I had never really given sky diving much thought until then, but I … Continue reading
I can’t even blame Montezuma
ShareGod knows I’m no stranger to over-sharing. I’ve told you guys more details than you could ever possibly want to know about the inner workings of my body. Nothing has been off limits: Lady parts, colon, ears, nose, throat and mouth… So it should come as a shock to no one that today’s post will … Continue reading
Action between the sheets
ShareAs the holiday chaos dies down around casa de Merrill, I think back on what a nice visit we had with family. We crammed a lot in to those 11 days – gorging ourselves, drinking ourselves stupid, visiting Poppy in the hospital, getting massages at the fancy schmancy spa where we were married, getting stuck … Continue reading
Too much of a mediocre thing
ShareI mentioned Karis’ Bieber fever before. At the time, I didn’t realize that Bieber fever was contagious. Well, it is. So very very contagious. Poor Brecken has now also succumbed to this egregious disease. Unless you have a child that has been similarly afflicted, you can’t imagine the strength involved in nursing your children back … Continue reading
I. did. not. have. sexual. relations. with. that. woman. Also? I didn’t inhale.
ShareMy fellow Americans. I have called this press conference today to let you know of certain things that have transpired in the last 24 hours. I have become a victim of blackmail. At oh-eight-hundred hours this morning I received the following email: Dear Kristy, If you don’t disavow veganism on your blog within the next … Continue reading
If Red Riding Hood had been street smart
ShareKaris loves the story of Little Red Riding Hood. We decided she would be LRRH for Halloween this year, and Brecken would be the wolf. (I figured this year was my last chance to sucker the kids into a theme. Next year Karis will probably want to go as a prostitute, and Brecken will want … Continue reading
