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Indefensible Idiocy

In which I make an ass out of myself at every opportunity.

Transcripts from the 2018 Olympics in Pyeongchang

ShareTranscripts from the 2018 Olympics in Pyeongchang Host: Welcome back to the 2018 Olympic coverage, coming to you from Pyeongchang! I’m here with first time gold medalist Kristy Phillips. Kristy, how does it feel to take the gold in skiing? Kristy: Pretty much like you would expect. I am proud, yet humble. I’m just so … Continue reading »

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Just one of the boys

Share   Everybody always goes on and on about how cute little girl clothes are for babies. Pink, pink, pink. It’s like there’s an unwritten law that baby girls are only allowed to wear pink. Extra points if it’s leopard print, or glittery, or says something like, “Daddy’s little cupcake”. Ugh. Don’t get me wrong … Continue reading »

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Lead astray

ShareHello, Internet. I bet you assume I haven’t been writing as frequently because I have a newborn to take care of. You’d be wrong. While I do have a newborn to care for, she isn’t nearly as time consuming as the dining set I inherited. This dining set is from the twenties. It resided in … Continue reading »

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BureauCRAPtic

ShareSometimes I am overcome with a love of humanity. I am left breathless by the beauty of a person’s kindness, or the magical moment when a stranger helps someone with no ulterior motive. I stop and take a moment to appreciate my fellow travelers of this world. Admittedly, these moments are rare. Usually I generally … Continue reading »

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Painfully hot doctors, angelic children and the cervix that cried wolf.

ShareWell, Internet, we made it through Karis’s scar revision surgery today. (Technically it was yesterday for you guys, because once again I’m writing this post the night before I publish it.) Karis LOVES the special attention surrounding surgery. I asked her which she would rather do – go to Disneyland, or have surgery. She didn’t … Continue reading »

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I’ve never had a shower; that stinks.

ShareDisclaimer: This is a very long, maudlin, hormone induced blog post that was written more for me than anything else. It’s a private pity party, and just reading it makes me want to slap myself. Not an angry slap, but definitely a refined, dignified, British slap. It absolutely falls under the First-World Problems classification, and … Continue reading »

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School is in session

Share   Today was the first day of school! Karis is an old pro, so she was eager to see who her new classmates would be, and hoped her new teacher would be a fairy princess or something, but other than that, it was just another school day for her. Brecken started kindergarten today. My … Continue reading »

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The roots of our labor

ShareRemember the garden the kids planted? Well, we transferred it to another container – one that was unfortunately too shallow to properly host carrots. I watered it faithfully, and stayed far away otherwise in the hopes of not accidentally killing anything. It worked! Here are our stunted carrots!     Hoping our gardening luck holds … Continue reading »

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Ain’t that about a beach

ShareIt was a chilly, overcast day yesterday, so I wanted to go to the beach. I avoid the sun at all cost, but I love a cloudy beach day. Usually there aren’t many people there, and the light is pretty good for photography. My ideal beach adventure: Bundled up in a warm hoodie, I walk … Continue reading »

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C´est la vie

ShareSo we’re at the park and there’s a mommy group sitting under a tree speaking French. I’m debating whether or not to go introduce myself – some of them have kids close to mine in age, and one of them is pregnant – because how awesome would it be to have a few mom friends … Continue reading »

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